News

• 2024-10-25 - Another win! Bit2Me has announced that they will be delisting Monero on October 31, 2024! The walls are closing in for you, criminals!
• 2024-10-21 - Japanese Authorities have traced Monero. Monero will not protect you or your crimes. Abandon it NOW!
• 2024-10-01 - Kraken has followed through on their promises and has delisted Monero from EU markets. The Monero price is predictably going to zero as a result. Just give up, criminals.
• 2024-09-10 - Chainalysis has officially cracked the anonymity of Monero. The project is completely in shambles. Several devs have quit the project in disgrace. It is time to give up. If you still have this scam coin, you can send it to our black hole address which will render it useless forever. Get out now while you can.
• 2024-08-04 - X user Super Testnet has released a tool called eXaMinR that can trace all Monero transactions. Time to repent, criminals!
• 2024-07-25 - It has come to our attention that Monerica.com is under a DDoS attack. While we do not condone illegal activity here, the operators of this crime directory should have known that they would attract negative attention. Supporting Monero paints a target on your back. JUST SAY NO TO MONERO!
• 2024-05-07 - We got a two for one today, folks! Kraken Exchange has announced that it will delist Monero beginning in July. The walls are closing in. Abandon Monero while you are still allowed to walk free.
• 2024-05-07 - Localmonero.co (DO NOT VISIT THIS LINK) - a site where criminals discretely trade Monero among themselves, has announced that it will be shuttering operations starting today and finishing November 7, 2024. Another one bites the dust!
• 2024-04-24 - The founders of Samouri Wallet, a criminal tool to try to make Bitcoin more like Monero, have been arrested by heroes in law enforcement. Thankfully, no officers were harmed during the arrests. Take note, Monero, YOU ARE NEXT!
• 2024-03-22 - The EU has officially banned anonymous crypto wallets. This means YOU, Monero criminals! The walls are closing in on you. Escape now while you can.
• 2024-02-19 - We have just received confirmation that Void Linux has REMOVED all Monero packages from their repositiries. Another victory!
• 2024-01-06 - Excellent News! Binance, one of the world's largest cryptocurrency exchanges, has announced that they are banning Monero from their platform. Clearly we are having an effect! Stay tuned for more news.